theme

I’d just like everyone to know that half the tags from that meme were about Jormungandr

the-wolfbats:

Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words

  • their 
  • okay
  • but
  • though
  • say
  • no
  • and
  • left
  • around
  • me

I’m doing every single one of these that comes across my dash just watch me

ladysmaragdina:

I go to check tumblr today and

image

gyzym:

omg

my brother just sent me an email titled “happy earth day!” and when i opened it all that was in it was

image

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

runebeak:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

im gonna crack a rib from laughing holy shit

rurone:

thestarlesswanderer:

Being asexual is like being born without a sense of smell but everywhere you go people are spraying perfume in your face and when you ask them to stop and tell them it’s irritating and you can’t smell the perfume anyway they get huffy and respond with “Don’t lie to me; I can clearly see you have a nose. Everybody has a nose therefore everybody smells things and besides maybe you just haven’t found the right scent yet.” and then you want to scream

I’ve heard it being compared to not liking bread. Everyone looks at you like “YOU DON’T LIKE BREAD???? WTF??!? HOW? No you’re just saying that because you look down on the rest of us who can admit we LIKE carbs!!!!”

Both of these comparisons are really entertaining to me because a) i don’t like bread and b) my sense of smell is pretty dysfunctional

Last night I had a dream where I was a somewhat petite qunari inquisitor and I was super excited about going to Orlais because everyone had told me humans were tiny and I was finally going to be the most intimidating person around but then I got there and the men were STILL taller than me and i got so upset I started killing demons

if this isn’t exactly how the beginning of da:i goes I’m going to be severely disappointed

amalgamatronic:

i got some cute little succulents to go with my miniature rose. They’re so cute :) fit perfectly on my windowsill

teaspoon900:

redneckotaku:

will2bill:

paarthurnax-forever:

garethbyrd:

the-shortest-sunflower:

evening, sir.

MOONSTACHE

I just had to reblog. because moonstache

This need a Moonacle.

This is how Batman signals for Alfred…

You just made my day

teaspoon900:

redneckotaku:

will2bill:

paarthurnax-forever:

garethbyrd:

the-shortest-sunflower:

evening, sir.

MOONSTACHE

I just had to reblog. because moonstache

This need a Moonacle.

This is how Batman signals for Alfred…

You just made my day

lovelynobody00:

this took like five minutes to do and thats how easy it should be. hope this helps in anyway?

PSA

Just a head’s up, due to real life things this blog will pretty inactive for awhile

Semi-hiatus? 

yeah, that sounds official

18004206969:

Yes. I’d like some bird seeds, thank you. and how long does it usually take for the birds to grow.

hotjewishboyfriendzz:

fairies do exists because moths are fairies

hotjewishboyfriendzz:

fairies do exists because moths are fairies

instvnct:

P Y T H O N | Yousef Zaman

instvnct:

P Y T H O N | Yousef Zaman