I’d just like everyone to know that half the tags from that meme were about Jormungandr
Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words
I’m doing every single one of these that comes across my dash just watch me
I go to check tumblr today and
my brother just sent me an email titled “happy earth day!” and when i opened it all that was in it was
Being asexual is like being born without a sense of smell but everywhere you go people are spraying perfume in your face and when you ask them to stop and tell them it’s irritating and you can’t smell the perfume anyway they get huffy and respond with “Don’t lie to me; I can clearly see you have a nose. Everybody has a nose therefore everybody smells things and besides maybe you just haven’t found the right scent yet.” and then you want to scream
I’ve heard it being compared to not liking bread. Everyone looks at you like “YOU DON’T LIKE BREAD???? WTF??!? HOW? No you’re just saying that because you look down on the rest of us who can admit we LIKE carbs!!!!”
Both of these comparisons are really entertaining to me because a) i don’t like bread and b) my sense of smell is pretty dysfunctional
Last night I had a dream where I was a somewhat petite qunari inquisitor and I was super excited about going to Orlais because everyone had told me humans were tiny and I was finally going to be the most intimidating person around but then I got there and the men were STILL taller than me and i got so upset I started killing demons
if this isn’t exactly how the beginning of da:i goes I’m going to be severely disappointed
i got some cute little succulents to go with my miniature rose. They’re so cute :) fit perfectly on my windowsill
this took like five minutes to do and thats how easy it should be. hope this helps in anyway?
Just a head’s up, due to real life things this blog will pretty inactive for awhile
yeah, that sounds official
Yes. I’d like some bird seeds, thank you. and how long does it usually take for the birds to grow.
fairies do exists because moths are fairies