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rurone:

thestarlesswanderer:

Being asexual is like being born without a sense of smell but everywhere you go people are spraying perfume in your face and when you ask them to stop and tell them it’s irritating and you can’t smell the perfume anyway they get huffy and respond with “Don’t lie to me; I can clearly see you have a nose. Everybody has a nose therefore everybody smells things and besides maybe you just haven’t found the right scent yet.” and then you want to scream

I’ve heard it being compared to not liking bread. Everyone looks at you like “YOU DON’T LIKE BREAD???? WTF??!? HOW? No you’re just saying that because you look down on the rest of us who can admit we LIKE carbs!!!!”

Both of these comparisons are really entertaining to me because a) i don’t like bread and b) my sense of smell is pretty dysfunctional

Last night I had a dream where I was a somewhat petite qunari inquisitor and I was super excited about going to Orlais because everyone had told me humans were tiny and I was finally going to be the most intimidating person around but then I got there and the men were STILL taller than me and i got so upset I started killing demons

if this isn’t exactly how the beginning of da:i goes I’m going to be severely disappointed

amalgamatronic:

i got some cute little succulents to go with my miniature rose. They’re so cute :) fit perfectly on my windowsill

teaspoon900:

redneckotaku:

will2bill:

paarthurnax-forever:

garethbyrd:

the-shortest-sunflower:

evening, sir.

MOONSTACHE

I just had to reblog. because moonstache

This need a Moonacle.

This is how Batman signals for Alfred…

You just made my day

teaspoon900:

redneckotaku:

will2bill:

paarthurnax-forever:

garethbyrd:

the-shortest-sunflower:

evening, sir.

MOONSTACHE

I just had to reblog. because moonstache

This need a Moonacle.

This is how Batman signals for Alfred…

You just made my day

lovelynobody00:

this took like five minutes to do and thats how easy it should be. hope this helps in anyway?

PSA

Just a head’s up, due to real life things this blog will pretty inactive for awhile

Semi-hiatus? 

yeah, that sounds official

18004206969:

Yes. I’d like some bird seeds, thank you. and how long does it usually take for the birds to grow.

hotjewishboyfriendzz:

fairies do exists because moths are fairies

hotjewishboyfriendzz:

fairies do exists because moths are fairies

instvnct:

P Y T H O N | Yousef Zaman

instvnct:

P Y T H O N | Yousef Zaman

reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. 
Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. 

You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.

Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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easyandcreative:

Turn Dixie cups into a light-up garland

twapa:

lucarionation:

wolife, twapa.

look, it’s us! XD

twapa:

lucarionation:

wolife, twapa.

look, it’s us! XD

I’d just like to let everyone know I lost three followers because of that babymetal post.

blogust:

i’m not changing my password. if my blog gets taken it gets taken and i can finally be free of this hell